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Family matching "Cute but Feral" sweatshirts.

CUTE BUT FERAL funny Mom and/or Daughter Sassy Classy Girl Boss sweatshirt

$29.99$41.99

CUTE BUT FERAL! This fun, sassy, classy and stylish sweatshirt will quickly become your favorite go to for Fall & Winter! And what a fun mom & daughter piece! If you want this to fit bulky, order a size or 2 up! Custom Designed in Bitterroot Valley, MT A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to…

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Woman in black "I do what I want" sweatshirt.

I DO WHAT I WANT Sassy, Classy Smart Assy Boss girl sweatshirt Womans BOHO sweater

$33.99$41.99

I DO WHAT I WANT! SASSY, CLASSY SMART ASSY on sleeve! This fun and casual stylish BOHO sweatshirt will quickly become your favorite go to for Fall & Winter! If you want this to fit bulky, order a size or 2 up! A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder…

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"Don't Tread On Me" unisex hoodie.

DON’T TREAD ON ME Hoodie ~ American Revolution Gadsden 1776 Patriot Rattlesnake sweatshirt

$41.95$49.95

DON’T TREAD ON ME!

Back print & Right Sleeve print.

Gildan 18500
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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Sale! American flag sneakers, MAGA 2024.

1 PAIR LEFT ~ Ultra MAGA Trump picture American Flag Women’s athletic shoes

$29.99$49.99

Featuring the American Flag as the background, a sketch of the man himself, Trump is on the outer side of each shoe.

Left shoe says Trump on the back. Right shoe says 2024 on the back.

And MAGA is boldly displayed on the tongue of both.
They are comfy and lightweight.
Equipped with breathable lining, a padded collar, and rubber outsole—they’ll easily become your go-to footwear.

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Sassy, classy, & smart hoodie.

SASSY CLASSY & a bit SMART ASSY womans Boss Girl hoodie. 2 text choices for sleeve

$49.95$53.95

SASSY, CLASSY & a bit SMART ASSY hoodie
Just keeping it real! Boss girl hoodie!

EXCELLENT CHRISTMAS GIFT!

Print on Back and Left sleeve!

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MAGA border policy t-shirt design.

Close The Borders Shirt ~ HEAVEN HAS A WALL, HELL HAS OPEN BORDERS ~ Patriot MAGA Conservative Tshirt

$21.95$29.95

The Bella Canvas 3001 is the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried.
Pre-shrunk fabric? Check.
Side-seamed construction? Check.
Best fit ever? Double check.
MAGA conservative design? Triple Check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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Dark gray beanie; "My Hope is in the Lamb."

My Hope Is In The Lamb Winter Beanie Political Christian Faith cap God Wins hat

$22.99

My Hope Is In The Lamb!
Our new Faith collection is off to a good start!
Say what you want to say loud and clear with this Christian Faith Beanie!

A snug, form-fitting beanie. It’s not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone’s wardrobe.

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Sale! Here's an alt tag for the image: Trump '24 slides.

ULTRA MAGA TRUMP 24 Men’s slides American flag Trump boat shoes sandals

$15.95$45.00

Limited Edition!

STAND UP & STAND OUT AMERICA!

TRUMP 24 ULTRA MAGA sandals!

Show your Patriotism all day every day with items from My Patriots Closet!

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Army Special Forces Sniper hat w/forward facing American Flag Military gift

$29.99

ARMY SPECIAL FORCES SNIPER hat! This bad ass hat is one of our favorite designs so far. PRINT ON 3 SIDES Front has a target reticle surrounded by Special Forces in yellow and a sniper silhouette. Right side is a forward facing American flag Left side says “One Shot One Kill” My Patriots Closet loves…

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Trump Drill Baby Drill T-shirts.

DRILL BABY DRILL shirt, Oil Rig Drilling, MAGA 2024 TShirt

$21.95$29.95

The Bella Canvas 3001 is the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried.
Pre-shrunk fabric? Check.
Side-seamed construction? Check.
Best fit ever? Double check.
MAGA conservative design? Triple Check.

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Woman in black hoodie: "My husband's wife is hot."

My Husbands Wife is HOT ~ Sassy Classy Smart Assy womans Sweatshirt

$33.99$41.99

My Husbands Wife is HOT A favorite wife gift from our Sassy, Classy Smart Assy collection! This sassy, casual stylish sweatshirt will quickly become your favorite go to for Fall & Winter! If you want this to fit bulky, order a size or 2 up! A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm…

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Army son shirts, your son, my son.

Your Son My Son Soldier shirt Proud Army mom or dad tee

$24.95$32.95

Your Son / My Son Soldier shirt

If your the proud parent of a soldier, you need this Patriotic shirt! Or if your are one of the 1%, get this Proud Army mom or Army dad tee as a gift for them!

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Camouflage hat: Can't eat the horns.

CAN’T EAT THE HORNS Funny Hunting Dad hat, Hunter gift

$29.99

CAN’T EAT THE HORNS Exclusive style ONLY at My Patriots Closet CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook You’re gonna love this hunter hat! The hat comes in various colors to match your style and sits on your head nicely just like the rack on that prized muley…

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No more bullshit Trump 2024 tee.

TRUMP 2024 ~No More Bullshit~ ULTRA MAGA Bigfoot Yeti Sasquatch shirt #47

$20.95$29.95

NO MORE BULLSHIT!

TRUMP 2024

The 100% cotton unisex Gildan 5000 classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

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Black baseball cap: My hope is in the Lamb.

My Hope Is In The Lamb, JESUS 2024 Political Christian Faith cap God Wins hat

$29.95

My Hope Is In The Lamb! JESUS 2024 Our new Faith collection is off to a good start! Say what you want to say loud and clear with this Christian Faith hat Dad hats aren’t just for dads. This one’s got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor. • 100% chino cotton…

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Wildland Firefighter hat with flames.

Flaming WILDLAND FIREFIGHTER hat, Fireman gift, Fire Fighting crew cap, Dad hat

$29.95

Flaming WILDLAND FIREFIGHTER hat! If you are a Wildland Firefighter, you are gonna love this BAD ASS hat! This hat also makes an incredible gift for your favorite firefighter! You can add the American Flag to the right side of hat as add on during checkout. CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like…

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