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Bigfoot saw me, no one believed him.

Bigfoot saw ME & No One Believed Him shirt Funny Yeti, Sasquatch camping sweatshirt

Price range: $29.99 through $37.99

For the Bigfoot enthusiasts, this sweatshirt is a MUST Also makes a great gift!! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel. Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan…

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2024 Montana Sharrott Creek Fire hoodie.

SHARROTT CREEK FIRE Hoodies. Montana Fire Storm 2024 St Mary’s Peak Stevensville, Bitterroot National Forest

Price range: $49.95 through $57.95

SHARROTT CREEK FIRE Hoodies

These have print on the left chest, back and right sleeve.

These are BAD ASS!

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Army infantry sniper hats for sale.

Army Infantry Sniper hat w/forward facing American Flag Military gift 11Bravo

$29.99

ARMY INFANTRY SNIPER hat! This bad ass hat is one of our favorite designs so far. PRINT ON 3 SIDES Front has a target reticle surrounded by Army Infantry in yellow and a sniper silhouette. Right side is a forward facing American flag Left side says “Follow Me” My Patriots Closet loves those who serve.…

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Sale! American flag slides with Trump's face.

ULTRA MAGA TRUMP 2024 Women’s slides American flag Trump boat shoes / flip flops / sandals

Price range: $15.95 through $45.00

A must-have for the summer: these MAGA Trump slides. A pair of these will keep you comfy throughout your day of beach or pool activities, thanks to the cushioned upper strap and the textured footbed.

• Cushioned and durable faux leather upper strap

• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole

• Contoured, textured footbed

• Spot clean only

• Printed, cut, and handmade

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Here's an alt tag for the image: Gen Z identifies as Gen X F.A.F.O. shirt.

Born a Gen Z! Identify as Gen X! F.A.F.O. Patriotic Unisex t-shirt

Price range: $21.95 through $29.95

I was Born a Gen Z

I identify as Gen X

F.A.F.O. (F*ck Around Find Out)

Be sure to check out our Gen X version also

Bella + Canvas 3001 tee~ Size guides in images!

Print on back of shirt and left sleeve

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Trump rally hoodie: "You can't fake bravery."

President Donald Trump YOU CAN’T FAKE BRAVERY~MAGA Rally Shooting Hoodie Trump 2024

Price range: $39.95 through $47.95

Trump Rally Shooting Hoodie

YOU CAN’T FAKE BRAVERY

Elon Musk to Trump in the interview that broke viewing history!

Gildan 18500

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle

• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Front pouch pocket

• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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Family matching "Cute but Feral" sweatshirts.

CUTE BUT FERAL funny Mom and/or Daughter Sassy Classy Crew Girl Boss sweatshirt

Price range: $29.99 through $41.99

CUTE BUT FERAL! This fun, sassy, classy and stylish sweatshirt will quickly become your favorite go to for Fall & Winter! And what a fun mom & daughter piece! If you want this to fit bulky, order a size or 2 up! Custom Designed in Bitterroot Valley, MT A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to…

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Woman in black "I do what I want" sweatshirt.

I DO WHAT I WANT Sassy, Classy Smart Assy Boss girl sweatshirt Womans BOHO sweater

Price range: $33.99 through $41.99

I DO WHAT I WANT! SASSY, CLASSY SMART ASSY on sleeve! This fun and casual stylish BOHO sweatshirt will quickly become your favorite go to for Fall & Winter! If you want this to fit bulky, order a size or 2 up! A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder…

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"Don't Tread On Me" unisex hoodie.

DON’T TREAD ON ME Hoodie ~ American Revolution Gadsden 1776 Patriot Rattlesnake sweatshirt

Price range: $41.95 through $49.95

DON’T TREAD ON ME!

Back print & Right Sleeve print.

Gildan 18500

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle

• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Front pouch pocket

• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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Sassy, classy, & smart hoodie.

SASSY CLASSY CREW & a bit SMART ASSY womans Boss Girl hoodie. 2 text choices for sleeve

Price range: $49.95 through $53.95

SASSY, CLASSY & a bit SMART ASSY hoodie

Just keeping it real! Boss girl hoodie!

EXCELLENT CHRISTMAS GIFT!

Print on Back and Left sleeve!

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Dark gray beanie; "My Hope is in the Lamb."

My Hope Is In The Lamb Winter Beanie Political Christian Faith cap God Wins hat

$22.99

My Hope Is In The Lamb!

Our new Faith collection is off to a good start!

Say what you want to say loud and clear with this Christian Faith Beanie!

A snug, form-fitting beanie. It’s not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone’s wardrobe.

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Army Special Forces Sniper hat w/forward facing American Flag Military gift

$29.99

ARMY SPECIAL FORCES SNIPER hat! This bad ass hat is one of our favorite designs so far. PRINT ON 3 SIDES Front has a target reticle surrounded by Special Forces in yellow and a sniper silhouette. Right side is a forward facing American flag Left side says “One Shot One Kill” My Patriots Closet loves…

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Trump Drill Baby Drill T-shirts.

DRILL BABY DRILL shirt, Oil Rig Drilling, MAGA 2024 TShirt

Price range: $21.95 through $29.95

The Bella Canvas 3001 is the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried.

Pre-shrunk fabric? Check.

Side-seamed construction? Check.

Best fit ever? Double check.

MAGA conservative design? Triple Check.

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Woman in black hoodie: "My husband's wife is hot."

My Husbands Wife is HOT ~ Sassy Classy Crew Smart Assy womans Sweatshirt

Price range: $33.99 through $41.99

My Husbands Wife is HOT A favorite wife gift from our Sassy, Classy Smart Assy collection! This sassy, casual stylish sweatshirt will quickly become your favorite go to for Fall & Winter! If you want this to fit bulky, order a size or 2 up! A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm…

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Army son shirts, your son, my son.

Your Son My Son Soldier shirt Proud Army mom or dad tee

Price range: $24.95 through $32.95

Your Son / My Son Soldier shirt

If your the proud parent of a soldier, you need this Patriotic shirt! Or if your are one of the 1%, get this Proud Army mom or Army dad tee as a gift for them!

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Camouflage hat: Can't eat the horns.

CAN’T EAT THE HORNS Funny Hunting Dad hat, Hunter gift

$29.99

CAN’T EAT THE HORNS Exclusive style ONLY at My Patriots Closet CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook You’re gonna love this hunter hat! The hat comes in various colors to match your style and sits on your head nicely just like the rack on that prized muley…

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