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TRUMP GIRL patriot MAGA Women for Trump 2024 American flag hat Cuffed Beanie

$22.99

MAGA TRUMP GIRLS!!!! This beanie is for you! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook STAND UP AND STAND OUT AMERICA with help from My Patriots Closet A snug, form-fitting beanie. It’s not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone’s wardrobe. • 100% Turbo…

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Patriotic zip-up hoodie, front & back print.

I MISS THE AMERICA I GREW UP IN Zip Up Hoodie 1776 USA Flag MAGA Sweatshirt

$45.95$53.95

I MISS THE AMERICA I GREW UP IN Hoodie
Print on Front & Back (1776 on Front, large design on back)

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Red #47 Dream Team baseball cap.

#47 DREAM TEAM hat MAGA MAHA TRUMP cap Vance, Kennedy, Musk, DOGE

$27.99

#47 DREAM TEAM – ONLY at My Patriots Closet CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook STAND UP AND STAND OUT AMERICA with help from My Patriots Closet One size fits all Yupoong 6245CM • 100% chino cotton twill • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets •…

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Born a Gen Z! Identify as Gen X! F.A.F.O. Patriotic Unisex t-shirt

$21.95$29.95

I was Born a Gen Z
I identify as Gen X
F.A.F.O. (F*ck Around Find Out)
Be sure to check out our Gen X version also

Bella + Canvas 3001 tee~ Size guides in images!
Print on back of shirt and left sleeve

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Eye of the Sniper t-shirt designs.

Army ~Eye Of The Sniper~ shirt Military gift, 11Bravo Infantry T-shirt

$24.95$32.95

Super Bad Ass Army Sniper T-shirt EYE OF THE SNIPER We Do Custom! Designed in Bitterroot Valley, Montana Gildan 5000 This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s super BAD ASS! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton,…

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Black sweatshirt: Sweetest victory yet! Trump.

SWEETEST VICTORY YET! #47 Donald J TRUMP WON 2024 shirt Thumbs Up sweatshirt

$29.99$37.99

A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweatshirt that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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#47 The MAGA FELON Donald J Trump Dark MAGA shirt NEVER SURRENDER

$19.95$27.95

#47 The MAGA FELON With an American Flag design This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges. It goes perfectly with any casual style. Plus, it’s extra MAGA! If you’d rather have the print on the back, message us prior to your order so we are watching for…

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Black beanie with MAGA embroidered.

MAGA MAHA beanie Make America Great, Make America Healthy Trump Vance Kennedy hat

$22.99

MAGA MAHA Beanie
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN!

 

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Kinda sweet, kinda savage tee.

KINDA SWEET KINDA SAVAGE shirt Sassy Funny Humor Trendy Boho minimalist T-shirt

$19.95$25.95

KINDA SWEET, KINDA SAVAGE! A little bit of truth for most of us! You’ll have so much fun wearing this cute and fun minimalist Boho tee. This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all. Bella + Canvas…

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Trump shirts: American Gothic parody.

Funny TRUMP American Values Gothic t-shirt farmer style unisex MAGA tee shirt

$19.95$27.95

TRUMP American Values Gothic tshirt

This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra MAGA!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

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Black hat: Liberals are criminals.

Liberals are Criminals – Take Back USA ~ TEAM TRUMP / VANCE MAGA Dad hat

$29.95

LIBERALS ARE CRIMINALS hat Anti-Liberal TEAM TRUMP/VANCE TAKE BACK THE USA CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook STAND UP AND STAND OUT AMERICA with help from My Patriots Closet Dad hats aren’t just for dads. This one’s got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved…

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Patriotic hoodie: We the People aren't pissed anymore.

MAGA TRUMP WON #47 VICTORY hoodie We the people AREN’T PISSED ANYMORE!!

$39.95$47.95

TRUMP WON 2024 TRUMP WON #47 “And We The People Aren’t Pissed ANYMORE!” IT’S A TIME TO REJOICE! You know you want this hoodie! If you’d rather this on a T-shirt or non-hooded sweatshirt, message us! We are getting out new designs and options as fast as we can! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA…

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Trump sweatshirt: Sweetest liberal tears yet.

SWEETEST LIBERAL TEARS YET! #47 Donald TRUMP WON 2024 MAGA Thumbs Up sweatshirt

$29.99$37.99

SWEETEST LIBERAL TEARS YET! TRUMP WON! #47 If you’d rather this on a T-shirt or hoodie, email us! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA FIND AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK A sturdy and warm MAGA sweatshirt to keep you warm, patriotic & hopeful again! Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000 A pre-shrunk, classic fit…

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Trump T-shirt: I'm home, time to take back America.

I’M HOME ~TIME TO TAKE BACK AMERICA Trump won #47 2024 MAGA Tshirt VICTORY shirt

$21.95$29.95

I’m Home! TIME TO TAKE BACK AMERICA! TRUMP #47 If you’d like this design on a sweatshirt or hoodie, message us! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA FIND AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK GILDAN 5000 The 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear…

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Black hat: Trump, Save America Again.

TRUMP WON #47 Dad hat ~Save America Again~ Ultra MAGA cap Trump 2024

$27.95

7 color choices TRUMP #47 Dad hat ~Save America Again~ Ultra MAGA cap Trump 2024 TRUMP #47 is the hat EVERYONE WANTS now! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Dad hats aren’t just for dads. This one’s got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor. Find and Like My Patriots Closet on…

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TRUMP WON 2024 sweatshirt Impeached, Arrested, Convicted, Shot, Still Wins #47

$29.99$37.99

TRUMP WON 2024 TRUMP WINS #47 If you’d rather this on a T-shirt or hoodie, email us! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA FIND AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK A sturdy and warm MAGA sweatshirt to keep you warm, patriotic & hopeful again! Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000 A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweatshirt…

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