WOMENS (SHIRTS, HOODIES & MISC APPAREL)

Most of our tees and hoodies in the mens section are unisex,
so be sure to check out that category also!

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Womens (shirts, hoodies & misc apparel)

Conservative Christian t-shirt design.

Liberal / Rino Trigger Warning Tee CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN shirt

Price range: $20.95 through $28.95

Liberal & RINO Trigger Warning

I’m A

CONSTITUTIONAL

CONSERVATIVE

STRAIGHT

CHRISTIAN

The Gildan 5000 brand is a perfect basic tee for men & women with a simple & bold message!

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Sassy, Classy, Smart Assy funny Boss Girl sticker

Price range: $6.50 through $6.95

Sassy Classy Smart Assy sticker The perfect addition to your Boss Girl tumbler or anywhere else you want to display your playful sarcasm. Our stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are…

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Black t-shirt: White, straight, conservative Christian.

White-Straight-Conservative-Christian Funny Republican tshirt mom or dad gift

Price range: $20.95 through $28.95

WHITE ~ STRAIGHT ~ CONSERVATIVE ~ CHRISTIAN

HOW ELSE CAN I OFFEND YOU?

A perfect basic tee for men & women with a simple message!

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Montana Outlaw hoodie, Bigfoot, USA flag.

MONTANA OUTLAW Patriotic Christian hoodie Bigfoot, American Flag & Bible sweatshirt

Price range: $45.95 through $53.95

MONTANA OUTLAW Patriotic Christian hoodie If you’re a Montanan that loves God & Country, you just found your favorite hoodie! If you want this to fit bulky, order a size or 2 up! A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. Custom designed in Bitterroot Valley, MT Gildan 18500…

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Black jacket: Faith has no fear, US flag.

FAITH HAS NO FEAR Patriotic Christian American Flag Unisex lightweight zip up windbreaker

Price range: $64.95 through $68.95

FAITH HAS NO FEAR! Windbreaker

With a distressed American Flag design on the back and Faith and the Cross of Jesus Christ on the front chest, this is going to be your favorite over coat.

Lighter colors have Black text/Darker colors have White text.

*This windbreaker SUPER light weight. It is not for warmth in cold weather.

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Sassy, classy, smart-assy baseball caps.

Sassy Classy Crew Smart Assy hat, Sarcastic Boss girl funny trendy baseball cap

$26.99

SASSY, CLASSY, SMART ASSY hat! with a Peace out hand gesture! Any independent Boss girl will love this hat! You’ll be head over heels with this sassy piece! The hat comes in various colors to match your style and sits on your head just like a crown, thanks to the adjustable strap. Yupoong 6245CM |…

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Patriot Till I Die T-shirt MAGA American Flag We The People Eagle shirt

Price range: $19.95 through $27.95

PATRIOT TILL I DIE T-shirt Featuring a black American flag and We The People constitution design with the American Eagle! ONLY AT MY PATRIOTS CLOSET! This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Gildan 5000 • 100% cotton • Ash Grey is…

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Army shirts: Do or Die. You're here because I do.

US Army Soldier Do or Die Military shirt

Price range: $24.99 through $32.99

Do Or Die Army Shirt You’re Here Because “I Do” or You’re Here Because “They Do” Choose the color and phrase. If you want to add a custom name, message us! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook The 100% cotton Gildan 5000 unisex classic tee sits nicely,…

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Grey hoodie: "What the fluff?" back print.

WHAT THE FLUFF? Sassy Classy Crew Smart Assy sweatshirt Girl Hoodie WTF shirt

Price range: $45.95 through $53.95

WHAT THE FLUFF?

Sleeve Says Sassy, Classy & Smart Assy.

This fun and sassy stylish sweatshirt will quickly become your favorite go to for Fall & Winter!

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Trump #47 3x winner T-shirt design.

Trump WON 2024 Grover did it First TRUMP Did It Best, MAGA Making History shirt

Price range: $20.95 through $28.95

TRUMP WINS 2024 shirt

In anticipation of the greatest win in History, we are getting our shirts ready & available!

Grover Cleveland Did It First

Donald J TRUMP Did It Best

#47 – 3x WINNER

Gildan 5000

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Patriotic hoodie: I miss the America I grew up in.

I MISS THE AMERICA I GREW UP IN Unisex Hoodie Distressed American Flag Sweatshirt

Price range: $42.95 through $50.95

I MISS THE AMERICA I GREW UP IN Hoodie

Print on Front & Back (Small distressed flag on Front, large design on back)

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Kids' hoodies: "Bruh!" & "Peace Out" designs.

BRUH Teen Girl Youth hoodie sweatshirt, “Peace out” teenage slang pre-teen shirt

$34.99

BRUH! PEACE OUT! The PERFECT hoodie for your teenager or pre-teen! You may roll your eyes when they say it, but they are going to love you for getting them this sweatshirt. We were all kids at one time. Gildan 18500B Experience ultimate comfort and durability with the youth heavy blend hoodie. Ideal for active…

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Hoodies: Be Kind...of Sassy.

BE KIND of Sassy! Sassy Classy Crew Smart Assy zip up hoodie sweatshirt

Price range: $49.99 through $57.99

BE KIND…..of Sassy! SASSY, CLASSY & a bit SMART ASSY This zip up hoodie has it ALL! 3 print locations! Front, Back & Right Sleeve! MAKES AN EXCELLENT GIFT! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become…

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Patriotic "One Nation Under God" long-sleeve shirt.

One Nation UNDER GOD! long sleeve tee, In God We Trust Christian Faith shirt

Price range: $32.99 through $38.99
  1. One Nation Under God print on front
  2. In God We Trust down right sleeve!

    Say It Loud!

    A good long-sleeved shirt is a fashion must-have. Add this American Flag Christian shirt to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.

    Gildan 2400

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Woman's shirt: Still a Trump girl.

Yep, STILL A TRUMP GIRL Women’s ULTRA MAGA T-Shirt Conservative Patriot girl tee

Price range: $21.25 through $25.25

Yep, STILL A TRUMP GIRL ~ GET OVER IT!

Women’s Relaxed T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 6400

 

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Trump shooting shirt; front or back print.

MAGA TRUMP Assassination Attempts SHIRT

Price range: $20.95 through $27.95

MAGA TRUMP Assassination Attempts SHIRT! I’M VOTING FOR THE GUY THEY KEEP TRYING TO ASSASSINATE! Choose print on front or back.

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