PATRIOT APPAREL (SHIRTS, HATS, SHOES & MORE)

We have a Patriot shirt for everyone in the family.
Even the little ones training to be a patriot! And you will love all the "Hey, cool shirt" comments!

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Patriot Apparel (Shirts, Hats, Shoes & more)

First of All, I’M A DELIGHT ~Sassy & Classy Boss girl sweatshirt Womans sweater

$33.99 – $41.99

FIRST OF ALL~I’M A DELIGHT! SASSY & CLASSY This fun and casual stylish sweatshirt will quickly become your favorite go to for Fall & Winter! If you want this to fit bulky, order a size or 2 up! Custom Designed in Bitterroot Valley, MT A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in…

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ALL AMERICAN SASS! Sassy Classy Smart Assy Patriotic Hoodie sweatshirt sweater

$45.95 – $53.95

ALL AMERICAN SASS! Hoodie
With our favorite SASSY, CLASSY SMART ASSY logo on the front

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TRUMP GIRL patriot MAGA Women for Trump 2024 American flag hat Cuffed Beanie

$22.99

MAGA TRUMP GIRLS!!!! This beanie is for you! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook STAND UP AND STAND OUT AMERICA with help from My Patriots Closet A snug, form-fitting beanie. It’s not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone’s wardrobe. • 100% Turbo…

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#47 DREAM TEAM hat MAGA MAHA TRUMP WON cap Vance, Kennedy, Musk, Vivek, DOGE

$27.99

#47 DREAM TEAM – ONLY at My Patriots Closet CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook STAND UP AND STAND OUT AMERICA with help from My Patriots Closet One size fits all Yupoong 6245CM • 100% chino cotton twill • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets •…

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One Nation UNDER GOD! long sleeve tee, In God We Trust Christian Faith shirt

$32.99 – $38.99
  1. One Nation Under God print on front
  2. In God We Trust down right sleeve!
    Say It Loud!
    A good long-sleeved shirt is a fashion must-have. Add this American Flag Christian shirt to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.
    Gildan 2400
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TRUMP Emptying the shitter, Christmas sweatshirt MAGA #47 Cousin Eddie shirt

$29.99 – $37.99

TRUMP EMPTYING THE SHITTER! MERRY CHIRSTMAS AMERICA! (Biden & Harris draining out of the shitter hose!) Trump (with his Trump beer can) Draining The Swamp!!! The perfect sweatshirt for Christmas! Gildan 18000! A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet…

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MAGA MAHA beanie Make America Great, Make America Healthy Trump Vance Kennedy hat

$22.99

MAGA MAHA Beanie
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN!

 

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Funny TRUMP American Values Gothic t-shirt farmer style unisex MAGA tee shirt

$19.95 – $27.95

TRUMP American Values Gothic tshirt

This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra MAGA!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

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I MISS THE AMERICA I GREW UP IN Zip Up Hoodie 1776 USA Flag MAGA Sweatshirt

$45.95 – $53.95

I MISS THE AMERICA I GREW UP IN Hoodie
Print on Front & Back (1776 on Front, large design on back)

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THIS IS KARMA Ladies & Gentlemen. TRUMP WON #47 T-shirt. 2024 MAGA Victory Shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

TRUMP WON #47 shirt PACK YOUR BAGS LOSERS This is Karma Ladies & Gentlemen *You know you want this for the holidays! Gildan 5000 (At checkout, you will choose whether you want print on the front or on the back) The White House background on the Ash colored tee is very faint as it is…

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Liberals are Criminals – Take Back USA ~ TEAM TRUMP / VANCE MAGA Dad hat

$29.95

LIBERALS ARE CRIMINALS hat Anti-Liberal TEAM TRUMP/VANCE TAKE BACK THE USA CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook STAND UP AND STAND OUT AMERICA with help from My Patriots Closet Dad hats aren’t just for dads. This one’s got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved…

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MAGA TRUMP WON #47 VICTORY hoodie We the people AREN’T PISSED ANYMORE!!

$39.95 – $47.95

TRUMP WON 2024 TRUMP WON #47 “And We The People Aren’t Pissed ANYMORE!” IT’S A TIME TO REJOICE! You know you want this hoodie! If you’d rather this on a T-shirt or non-hooded sweatshirt, message us! We are getting out new designs and options as fast as we can! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA…

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SWEETEST LIBERAL TEARS YET! #47 Donald TRUMP WON 2024 MAGA Thumbs Up sweatshirt

$29.99 – $37.99

SWEETEST LIBERAL TEARS YET! TRUMP WON! #47 If you’d rather this on a T-shirt or hoodie, email us! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA FIND AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK A sturdy and warm MAGA sweatshirt to keep you warm, patriotic & hopeful again! Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000 A pre-shrunk, classic fit…

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Trump WON 2024 Grover did it First TRUMP Did It Best, MAGA Making History shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

TRUMP WINS 2024 shirt

In anticipation of the greatest win in History, we are getting our shirts ready & available!
Grover Cleveland Did It First
Donald J TRUMP Did It Best
#47 – 3x WINNER

Gildan 5000

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FAFO F*** AROUND FIND OUT! with a Black and White American Flag unisex Dad hat MAGA cap

$29.99

FAFO F*** AROUND FIND OUT hat with a Black and White American Flag (Embroidered) When you want to get your point across. 🙂 CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook Dad hats aren’t just for dads. This one’s got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved…

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I’M HOME ~TIME TO TAKE BACK AMERICA Trump won #47 2024 MAGA Tshirt VICTORY shirt

$21.95 – $29.95

I’m Home! TIME TO TAKE BACK AMERICA! TRUMP #47 If you’d like this design on a sweatshirt or hoodie, message us! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA FIND AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK GILDAN 5000 The 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear…

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