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Black shirt: "I am not for everyone"

I Am Not For Everyone ~ Sassy, Classy Smart Assy Sarcastic long sleeve shirt

$29.99 – $35.99

I Am Not For Everyone Sassy Classy Smart Assy A simple long sleeve for your Sassy Classy Smart Assy collection! A good long-sleeve t shirt is a must sometimes. Add this wardrobe essential to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual & comfy look. Custom Designed in Bitterroot Valley, MT Gildan…

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White T-shirt with #47 in Trump-themed design.

7 color choices – President TRUMP #47 Tshirt,Ultra MAGA Trump tee

$20.95 – $28.95

Super unique TRUMP # 47 shirt – ONLY AT MY PATRIOTS CLOSET!

We do our best to come up with one of a kind, fresh designs for our MAGA friends!

The 100% cotton men’s classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

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Conservative Christian t-shirt design.

Liberal / Rino Trigger Warning Tee CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

Liberal & RINO Trigger Warning
I’m A
CONSTITUTIONAL
CONSERVATIVE
STRAIGHT
CHRISTIAN

The Gildan 5000 brand is a perfect basic tee for men & women with a simple & bold message!

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Black t-shirt: White, straight, conservative Christian.

White-Straight-Conservative-Christian Funny Republican tshirt mom or dad gift

$20.95 – $28.95

WHITE ~ STRAIGHT ~ CONSERVATIVE ~ CHRISTIAN

HOW ELSE CAN I OFFEND YOU?

A perfect basic tee for men & women with a simple message!

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Patriot Till I Die T-shirt MAGA American Flag We The People Eagle shirt

$19.95 – $27.95

PATRIOT TILL I DIE T-shirt Featuring a black American flag and We The People constitution design with the American Eagle! ONLY AT MY PATRIOTS CLOSET! This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Gildan 5000 • 100% cotton • Ash Grey is…

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Army shirts: Do or Die. You're here because I do.

US Army Soldier Do or Die Military shirt

$24.99 – $32.99

Do Or Die Army Shirt You’re Here Because “I Do” or You’re Here Because “They Do” Choose the color and phrase. If you want to add a custom name, message us! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook The 100% cotton Gildan 5000 unisex classic tee sits nicely,…

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Trump #47 3x winner T-shirt design.

Trump WON 2024 Grover did it First TRUMP Did It Best, MAGA Making History shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

TRUMP WINS 2024 shirt

In anticipation of the greatest win in History, we are getting our shirts ready & available!
Grover Cleveland Did It First
Donald J TRUMP Did It Best
#47 – 3x WINNER

Gildan 5000

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Don't Tread On Me: soldier t-shirt design.

Christian Warrior, American Soldier shirt, I Am But 1 Man T-Shirt

$24.95 – $32.95

This Christian American Soldier shirt covers what comes first!
I AM BUT 1 MAN
IT’S THE PASSION OF WHAT I FIGHT FOR
THAT SHOULD FEAR YOU!

CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MT
This 100% cotton Gildan 5000 classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits.

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Patriotic "One Nation Under God" long-sleeve shirt.

One Nation UNDER GOD! long sleeve tee, In God We Trust Christian Faith shirt

$32.99 – $38.99
  1. One Nation Under God print on front
  2. In God We Trust down right sleeve!
    Say It Loud!
    A good long-sleeved shirt is a fashion must-have. Add this American Flag Christian shirt to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.
    Gildan 2400
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Woman's shirt: Still a Trump girl.

Yep, STILL A TRUMP GIRL Women’s ULTRA MAGA T-Shirt Conservative Patriot girl tee

$21.25 – $25.25

Yep, STILL A TRUMP GIRL ~ GET OVER IT!

Women’s Relaxed T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 6400

 

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MAGA border policy t-shirt design.

Close The Borders Shirt ~ HEAVEN HAS A WALL, HELL HAS OPEN BORDERS ~ Patriot MAGA Conservative Tshirt

$21.95 – $29.95

The Bella Canvas 3001 is the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried.
Pre-shrunk fabric? Check.
Side-seamed construction? Check.
Best fit ever? Double check.
MAGA conservative design? Triple Check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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Army son shirts, your son, my son.

Your Son My Son Soldier shirt Proud Army mom or dad tee

$24.95 – $32.95

Your Son / My Son Soldier shirt

If your the proud parent of a soldier, you need this Patriotic shirt! Or if your are one of the 1%, get this Proud Army mom or Army dad tee as a gift for them!

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Bigfoot Saw ME & No One Believed Him shirt Funny Yeti, Sasquatch camping T-shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

Bigfoot Saw ME & No One Believed Him For the Bigfoot enthusiasts, this shirt is a MUST Also makes a great gift!! Print is on the back! You can choose print on front at no additional charge at check out. CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains…

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Team Trump jersey, limited availability.

TEAM TRUMP MAGA jersey *TOO BIG TO RIG*ULTRA MAGA #47 Unisex Patriot shirt

$38.64 – $49.95

Looking for a TRUMP shirt? We have you covered. This Team Trump jersey is much better than your average Trump shirt.

Made of 100% recycled polyester fabric, this shirt is breathable, moisture-wicking, and has a double-layered v-neck collar that creates a premium look.

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Black shirt; MAGA too big to rig.

~TOO BIG TO RIG~ Ultra MAGA TRUMP 2024 Trump hair shirt Mens Womens Patriot tee

$21.95 – $29.95

TRUMP ~ TOO BIG TO RIG!

The one of a kind MAGA shirt you were looking for! Notice the orange hair on MAGA!

4 color choices

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Couple wearing "I love fossil fuels" shirts.

I LOVE FOSSIL FUELS Funny Anti-woke Republican political shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

The Bella Canvas 3001 is the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried.
Pre-shrunk fabric? Check.
Side-seamed construction? Check.
Best fit ever? Double check.
MAGA conservative design? Triple Check.

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