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I LOVE FOSSIL FUELS Funny Anti-woke Republican political shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

The Bella Canvas 3001 is the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried.
Pre-shrunk fabric? Check.
Side-seamed construction? Check.
Best fit ever? Double check.
MAGA conservative design? Triple Check.

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Born a Gen Z! Identify as Gen X! F.A.F.O. Patriotic Unisex t-shirt

$21.95 – $29.95

I was Born a Gen Z
I identify as Gen X
F.A.F.O. (F*ck Around Find Out)
Be sure to check out our Gen X version also

Bella + Canvas 3001 tee~ Size guides in images!
Print on back of shirt and left sleeve

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LIBERALS Make Me SALTY & SASSY Ladies Muscle Tank

Original price was: $26.95.Current price is: $24.95.

~ LIBERALS Make Me SALTY & SASSY ~

Looking for a shirt that will turn heads and make a statement? Look no further than the ‘Liberals Make Me Salty’ shirt!

4 color choices

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White-Straight-Conservative-Christian Funny Republican tshirt mom or dad gift

$20.95 – $28.95

WHITE ~ STRAIGHT ~ CONSERVATIVE ~ CHRISTIAN

HOW ELSE CAN I OFFEND YOU?

A perfect basic tee for men & women with a simple message!

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AMERICA FIRST ~ 10 ft x 3ft EXTRA LARGE Heavy Duty Yard Fence Banner

$57.50

AMERICA FIRST 10ft x 3ft Extra Large Heavy Duty Yard Fence Banner Large Heavy Duty, weather resistant Vinyl Banner CUSTOM SIGNS AVAILABLE! Stand Up and Stand Out America with help from My Patriots Closet! 13 oz heavy duty premium vinyl scrim Metal grommets every 2-3 feet for easy droop free hanging. OUR SIGNS SHIP FAST!!!!!!!!!!…

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*My pronouns are WE THE PEOPLE* 9 color choices ~ men or womens Patriot Pride sweatshirt Patriotic unisex Hoodie

$39.95 – $47.95

*My pronouns are WE THE PEOPLE*  PATRIOT PRIDE Stand Up and Stand Out America with help from My Patriots Closet Find and Like us on Facebook Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s the perfect choice for cooler evenings! • 50% pre-shrunk…

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Save Montana (from liberals) Restore Lake Missoula!! High opacity adhesive vinyl sticker

$6.50 – $6.95

Save Montana from liberals! RESTORE LAKE MISSOULA! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA EMAIL US FOR WHOLESALE PRICES @ [email protected] These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying…

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I Want REPARATIONS For Going to FACEBOOK JAIL! 4 color choices Unisex tee Patriot Tshirt

$23.95 – $27.95

Facebook Jail Reparations Tee How many of us are there? You know you need this tee! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Forward facing American Flag on sleeve Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook The 100% cotton men’s classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp…

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MONTANA doesn’t give a SHIT how you did it in Commi Cali ~Men or Womens tee shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

MONTANA doesn’t give a SHIT how you did it in Commi Cali Tshirt CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Stand Up and Stand Out America!!! With help from My Patriots Closet. Find and Like us on Facebook and Public SQ KEEP MONTANA RED The 100% cotton men’s classic tee will help you land a more…

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8 color choices DON’T BRING YOUR CALI BS TO MONTANA dad hat

$27.95

Don’t Bring Your Cali BS to Montana classic dad hat Montana patriot cap Dad hats aren’t just for dads. This one’s got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor. Get yours here at My Patriots Closet! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA WE DO CUSTOM! This dad hat brand is a Yupoong 6245CM…

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7 color choices- FACEBOOK Jail ~ REPEAT OFFENDER -American Patriot hat Flexfit 6511 trucker cap

$29.95

FACEBOOK JAIL – REPEAT OFFENDER If you are guilty, you know you need this hat. Find and Like us on Facebook Be it the iconic Y2K fashion era or the everchanging 2020s—a classic trucker cap always seems to find a place in the fashion world. This mesh back trucker cap has that trendy yet timeless…

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5 color choices- American PATRIOT MAGA Republican Trucker hat Red White & Blue Richardson 112 Trucker Cap

$29.95

Perfect gift for your favorite Patriot friend or family member! Find and Like us on Facebook Complete your outfit with an embroidered trucker cap—combine it with a sports tee, slacks, and comfy shoes. It has a classic structured fit, adjustable plastic snapback, and a curved visor that matches its underbill. • 60% cotton, 40% polyester…

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DON’T BRING YOUR CALI BS TO MONTANA Patriot Richardson Trucker hat

$28.95

Don’t Bring Your Cali BS to Montana Richardson 112 trucker cap CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA 6 color choices Complete your outfit with an embroidered trucker cap—combine it with a sports tee, slacks, and comfy shoes. It has a classic structured fit, adjustable plastic snapback, and a curved visor that matches its underbill. Hat…

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