All products

Short Sleeve

Trump shirts: American Gothic parody.

Funny TRUMP American Values Gothic t-shirt farmer style unisex MAGA tee shirt

$19.95 – $27.95

TRUMP American Values Gothic tshirt

This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra MAGA!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Trump T-shirt: I'm home, time to take back America.

I’M HOME ~TIME TO TAKE BACK AMERICA Trump won #47 2024 MAGA Tshirt VICTORY shirt

$21.95 – $29.95

I’m Home! TIME TO TAKE BACK AMERICA! TRUMP #47 If you’d like this design on a sweatshirt or hoodie, message us! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA FIND AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK GILDAN 5000 The 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear…

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Trump t-shirt: Karma's a loser's pack.

THIS IS KARMA Ladies & Gentlemen. TRUMP WON #47 Inauguration 2025 T-shirt. MAGA Victory Shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

TRUMP WON #47 shirt PACK YOUR BAGS LOSERS This is Karma Ladies & Gentlemen Gildan 5000 (At checkout, you will choose whether you want print on the front or on the back) The White House background on the Ash colored tee is very faint as it is white on a light color shirt. This 100%…

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Here's an alt tag for the image: Trump garbage truck t-shirt design.

GARBAGE FOR TRUMP! Trump 2024 Ultra MAGA #47 shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

GARBAGE FOR TRUMP! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA~You can ONLY get this shirt from My Patriots Closet If you’d like this on a hoodie or non hoodie sweatshirt, we can do that, please write us and we will get it listed! Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook This 100% cotton Gildan 5000…

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Trump #47 t-shirt, making history.

TRUMP #47 Election 2024 President Trump / VP Vance shirt Making History 3x winner

$20.95 – $28.95

TRUMP #47 The Greatest Comeback in political history. Choose Front or Back Print! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA FIND AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK GILDAN 5000 This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra MAGA! • 100% cotton…

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Firefighter T-shirts: "Death blinked first"

I Have Looked Death In The Eyes FIREFIGHTER T-shirt Wildland Fireman shirt, gift

$24.95 – $32.95

Super Bad Ass Firefighter T-shirt I HAVE LOOKED DEATH IN THE EYES BUT IT BLINKED FIRST Gildan 5000 This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s super BAD ASS! Check out our other firefighter items. • 100% cotton • Sport…

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
White T-shirt with #47 in Trump-themed design.

7 color choices – President TRUMP #47 Tshirt,Ultra MAGA Trump tee

$20.95 – $28.95

Super unique TRUMP # 47 shirt – ONLY AT MY PATRIOTS CLOSET!

We do our best to come up with one of a kind, fresh designs for our MAGA friends!

The 100% cotton men’s classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Conservative Christian t-shirt design.

Liberal / Rino Trigger Warning Tee CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

Liberal & RINO Trigger Warning
I’m A
CONSTITUTIONAL
CONSERVATIVE
STRAIGHT
CHRISTIAN

The Gildan 5000 brand is a perfect basic tee for men & women with a simple & bold message!

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Black t-shirt: White, straight, conservative Christian.

White-Straight-Conservative-Christian Funny Republican tshirt mom or dad gift

$20.95 – $28.95

WHITE ~ STRAIGHT ~ CONSERVATIVE ~ CHRISTIAN

HOW ELSE CAN I OFFEND YOU?

A perfect basic tee for men & women with a simple message!

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Here's an alt text suggestion: Patriotic T-shirt: 'Til I Die.

Patriot Till I Die T-shirt MAGA American Flag We The People Eagle shirt

$19.95 – $27.95

PATRIOT TILL I DIE T-shirt Featuring a black American flag and We The People constitution design with the American Eagle! ONLY AT MY PATRIOTS CLOSET! This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Gildan 5000 • 100% cotton • Ash Grey is…

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Army shirts: Do or Die. You're here because I do.

US Army Soldier Do or Die Military shirt

$24.99 – $32.99

Do Or Die Army Shirt You’re Here Because “I Do” or You’re Here Because “They Do” Choose the color and phrase. If you want to add a custom name, message us! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook The 100% cotton Gildan 5000 unisex classic tee sits nicely,…

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Trump #47 3x winner T-shirt design.

Trump WON 2024 Grover did it First TRUMP Did It Best, MAGA Making History shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

TRUMP WINS 2024 shirt

In anticipation of the greatest win in History, we are getting our shirts ready & available!
Grover Cleveland Did It First
Donald J TRUMP Did It Best
#47 – 3x WINNER

Gildan 5000

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Don't Tread On Me: soldier t-shirt design.

Christian Warrior, American Soldier shirt, I Am But 1 Man T-Shirt

$24.95 – $32.95

This Christian American Soldier shirt covers what comes first!
I AM BUT 1 MAN
IT’S THE PASSION OF WHAT I FIGHT FOR
THAT SHOULD FEAR YOU!

CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MT
This 100% cotton Gildan 5000 classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits.

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Woman's shirt: Still a Trump girl.

Yep, STILL A TRUMP GIRL Women’s ULTRA MAGA T-Shirt Conservative Patriot girl tee

$21.25 – $25.25

Yep, STILL A TRUMP GIRL ~ GET OVER IT!

Women’s Relaxed T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 6400

 

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Volunteer firefighter T-shirts, various colors.

Volunteer Firefighter Shirt My Time, My Gas, Just to Save Your A$$, Fireman Gift

$24.95 – $32.95

Volunteer Firefighter shirt

My Time

My Gas

Just to Save Your ASS

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Trump shooting shirt; front or back print.

MAGA TRUMP Assassination Attempts SHIRT

$20.95 – $27.95

MAGA TRUMP Assassination Attempts SHIRT! I’M VOTING FOR THE GUY THEY KEEP TRYING TO ASSASSINATE! Choose print on front or back.

Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page