Short Sleeve

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LIBERALS Make Me SALTY & SASSY Ladies Muscle Tank

$22.95 – $24.95

~ LIBERALS Make Me SALTY & SASSY ~

Looking for a shirt that will turn heads and make a statement? Look no further than the ‘Liberals Make Me Salty’ shirt!

4 color choices

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Hollywood Flames 2025 T-shirt design.

HOLLYWOOD FLAMES 2025 Los Angeles LA, California Fire shirt Firefighter gift

$24.95 – $32.95

HOLLYWOOD FLAMES 2025 Something for those that served on the LA fire or just want some memorabilia. This custom design is property of, and only available from My Patriots Closet Gildan 5000 This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. • 100%…

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Sale! Trump Vance 2025 t-shirt, eagle design.

#47 TRUMP VANCE MAGA MAHA Inauguration Jan 20 America 2025 shirt.

$18.95 – $26.95

TRUMP/VANCE
America 2025 – Jan 20 2025
Great Again
Healthy Again
Strong Again
Safe Again
Respected Again

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American Outlaw t-shirt designs.

AMERICAN OUTLAW Patriotic Christian Bigfoot shirt MAGA Yeti, Flag & Bible Tshirt

$23.95 – $31.95

AMERICAN OUTLAW Patriotic Christian Bigfoot If you’re a God & Country loving American and enjoy some mountain Sasquatch also, you just found your favorite Tshirt! Print on front left chest sets this Tshirt out from others, plus this unique design is not available anywhere else. Custom designed in Bitterroot Valley, MT Gildan 5000 This 100%…

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Trump shirt: "If you don't like Trump..."

MAGA TRUMP shirt ~If you Don’t Like Trump, Then You Probably Wont Like Me, And I’m Ok With That~

$21.95 – $29.95

Our shirts are approximately 8-15 days delivery time.
The Bella Canvas 3001 is the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried.
Pre-shrunk fabric? Check.
Side-seamed construction? Check.
Best fit ever? Double check.
MAGA conservative design? Triple Check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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#47 The MAGA FELON Donald J Trump Dark MAGA shirt NEVER SURRENDER

$19.95 – $27.95

#47 The MAGA FELON With an American Flag design This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges. It goes perfectly with any casual style. Plus, it’s extra MAGA! If you’d rather have the print on the back, message us prior to your order so we are watching for…

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Kinda sweet, kinda savage tee.

KINDA SWEET KINDA SAVAGE shirt Sassy Funny Humor Trendy Boho minimalist T-shirt

$19.95 – $25.95

KINDA SWEET, KINDA SAVAGE! A little bit of truth for most of us! You’ll have so much fun wearing this cute and fun minimalist Boho tee. This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all. Check out our…

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Trump shirts: American Gothic parody.

Funny TRUMP American Values Gothic t-shirt farmer style unisex MAGA tee shirt

$19.95 – $27.95

TRUMP American Values Gothic tshirt

This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra MAGA!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

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Trump T-shirt: I'm home, time to take back America.

I’M HOME ~TIME TO TAKE BACK AMERICA Trump won #47 2024 MAGA Tshirt VICTORY shirt

$21.95 – $29.95

I’m Home! TIME TO TAKE BACK AMERICA! TRUMP #47 If you’d like this design on a sweatshirt or hoodie, message us! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA FIND AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK GILDAN 5000 The 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear…

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Trump t-shirt: Karma's a loser's pack.

THIS IS KARMA Ladies & Gentlemen. TRUMP WON #47 Inauguration 2025 T-shirt. MAGA Victory Shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

TRUMP WON #47 shirt PACK YOUR BAGS LOSERS This is Karma Ladies & Gentlemen Gildan 5000 (At checkout, you will choose whether you want print on the front or on the back) The White House background on the Ash colored tee is very faint as it is white on a light color shirt. This 100%…

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GARBAGE FOR TRUMP! Trump 2024 Ultra MAGA #47 shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

GARBAGE FOR TRUMP! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA~You can ONLY get this shirt from My Patriots Closet If you’d like this on a hoodie or non hoodie sweatshirt, we can do that, please write us and we will get it listed! Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook This 100% cotton Gildan 5000…

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Trump #47 t-shirt, making history.

TRUMP #47 Election 2024 President Trump / VP Vance shirt Making History 3x winner

$20.95 – $28.95

TRUMP #47 The Greatest Comeback in political history. Choose Front or Back Print! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA FIND AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK GILDAN 5000 This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra MAGA! • 100% cotton…

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Firefighter T-shirts: "Death blinked first"

I Have Looked Death In The Eyes FIREFIGHTER T-shirt Wildland Fireman shirt, gift

$24.95 – $32.95

Super Bad Ass Firefighter T-shirt I HAVE LOOKED DEATH IN THE EYES BUT IT BLINKED FIRST Gildan 5000 This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s super BAD ASS! Check out our other firefighter items. • 100% cotton • Sport…

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White T-shirt with #47 in Trump-themed design.

7 color choices – President TRUMP #47 Tshirt,Ultra MAGA Trump tee

$20.95 – $28.95

Super unique TRUMP # 47 shirt – ONLY AT MY PATRIOTS CLOSET!

We do our best to come up with one of a kind, fresh designs for our MAGA friends!

The 100% cotton men’s classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

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Conservative Christian t-shirt design.

Liberal / Rino Trigger Warning Tee CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

Liberal & RINO Trigger Warning
I’m A
CONSTITUTIONAL
CONSERVATIVE
STRAIGHT
CHRISTIAN

The Gildan 5000 brand is a perfect basic tee for men & women with a simple & bold message!

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Black t-shirt: White, straight, conservative Christian.

White-Straight-Conservative-Christian Funny Republican tshirt mom or dad gift

$20.95 – $28.95

WHITE ~ STRAIGHT ~ CONSERVATIVE ~ CHRISTIAN

HOW ELSE CAN I OFFEND YOU?

A perfect basic tee for men & women with a simple message!

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