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Firefighter T-shirts: "Death blinked first"

I Have Looked Death In The Eyes FIREFIGHTER T-shirt Wildland Fireman shirt, gift

$24.95 – $32.95

Super Bad Ass Firefighter T-shirt I HAVE LOOKED DEATH IN THE EYES BUT IT BLINKED FIRST Gildan 5000 This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s super BAD ASS! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester…

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Black shirt: "I am not for everyone"

I Am Not For Everyone ~ Sassy, Classy Smart Assy Sarcastic long sleeve shirt

$29.99 – $35.99

I Am Not For Everyone Sassy Classy Smart Assy A simple long sleeve for your Sassy Classy Smart Assy collection! A good long-sleeve t shirt is a must sometimes. Add this wardrobe essential to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual & comfy look. Custom Designed in Bitterroot Valley, MT Gildan…

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White T-shirt with #47 in Trump-themed design.

7 color choices – President TRUMP #47 Tshirt,Ultra MAGA Trump tee

$20.95 – $28.95

Super unique TRUMP # 47 shirt – ONLY AT MY PATRIOTS CLOSET!

We do our best to come up with one of a kind, fresh designs for our MAGA friends!

The 100% cotton men’s classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

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Conservative Christian t-shirt design.

Liberal / Rino Trigger Warning Tee CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN shirt

$20.95 – $28.95

Liberal & RINO Trigger Warning
I’m A
CONSTITUTIONAL
CONSERVATIVE
STRAIGHT
CHRISTIAN

The Gildan 5000 brand is a perfect basic tee for men & women with a simple & bold message!

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Black #47 Dream Team trucker hat.

#47 DREAM TEAM hat MAGA MAHA TRUMP, Vance, Kennedy, Musk, DOGE Trucker Cap

$27.99

#47 DREAM TEAM – Trucker hat ONLY at My Patriots Closet

This six-panel trucker cap with a mesh back will be a comfy and classic choice for a MAGA day in the sun.
Retro Trucker Hat | Yupoong 6606

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Black t-shirt: White, straight, conservative Christian.

White-Straight-Conservative-Christian Funny Republican tshirt mom or dad gift

$20.95 – $28.95

WHITE ~ STRAIGHT ~ CONSERVATIVE ~ CHRISTIAN

HOW ELSE CAN I OFFEND YOU?

A perfect basic tee for men & women with a simple message!

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American values T-shirt design.

American Values Tshirt. God, Family, Country, Freedom! Christian Patriot Unisex classic tee

$20.95 – $29.95

AMERICAN VALUES!!!
God, Family, Country Freedom!
In God We Trust!
This Tshirt is a must have for all Christian Patriots!
A message to wear proudly!!!
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look.

4 color options

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Black jacket: Faith has no fear, US flag.

FAITH HAS NO FEAR Patriotic Christian American Flag Unisex lightweight zip up windbreaker

$64.95 – $68.95

FAITH HAS NO FEAR! Windbreaker
With a distressed American Flag design on the back and Faith and the Cross of Jesus Christ on the front chest, this is going to be your favorite over coat.

Lighter colors have Black text/Darker colors have White text.

*This windbreaker SUPER light weight. It is not for warmth in cold weather.

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CAN’T EAT THE HORNS Funny Hunting Camouflage trucker hat, Hunter gift

$29.95

CAN’T EAT THE HORNS hunting hat
ONLY at My Patriots Closet

Camouflage Trucker Hat | Otto Cap 105-1247

We also have this design on a dad hat listed

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"I Miss America" hats, various colors.

I MISS AMERICA hat Pissed Off American Bald Eagle Patriotic Dad hat style

$29.95

I MISS AMERICA unisex hat What we all are thinking with the iconic American Bald Eagle! Optional American Flag add on to side of hat at checkout. Dad hats aren’t just for dads. This one’s got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor. Yupoong 6245CM Dad Hat PLEASE KNOW IF YOU CHOOSE…

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Sassy, classy, smart-assy baseball caps.

Sassy Classy Smart Assy hat, Sarcastic Boss girl funny trendy baseball cap

$26.99

SASSY, CLASSY, SMART ASSY hat! with a Peace out hand gesture! Any independent Boss girl will love this hat! You’ll be head over heels with this sassy piece! The hat comes in various colors to match your style and sits on your head just like a crown, thanks to the adjustable strap. Yupoong 6245CM |…

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Montana Trump Country hats.

Montana is TRUMP country MAGA Patriot hat. Last Best Place – Montana Life

$27.99

~ Montana is TRUMP country ~ CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook STAND UP AND STAND OUT AMERICA with help from My Patriots Closet One size fits all with a low profile, an adjustable strap and curved visor. Yupoong 6245CM • 100% chino cotton twill • Unstructured,…

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MAGA MAHA hat Make America Great, Make America Healthy Trump Vance Kennedy cap

Original price was: $29.99.Current price is: $24.99.

MAGA MAHA dad hat
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN!

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Here's an alt text suggestion: Patriotic T-shirt: 'Til I Die.

Patriot Till I Die T-shirt MAGA American Flag We The People Eagle shirt

$19.95 – $27.95

PATRIOT TILL I DIE T-shirt Featuring a black American flag and We The People constitution design with the American Eagle! ONLY AT MY PATRIOTS CLOSET! This 100% cotton unisex classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Gildan 5000 • 100% cotton • Ash Grey is…

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Army shirts: Do or Die. You're here because I do.

US Army Soldier Do or Die Military shirt

$24.99 – $32.99

Do Or Die Army Shirt You’re Here Because “I Do” or You’re Here Because “They Do” Choose the color and phrase. If you want to add a custom name, message us! CUSTOM DESIGNED IN BITTERROOT VALLEY, MONTANA Find and Like My Patriots Closet on Facebook The 100% cotton Gildan 5000 unisex classic tee sits nicely,…

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NOT ME KAMALA, YOU DON’T SPEAK FOR ME Womens top TRUMP 2024 – Anti-Kamala shirts

$20.95 – $28.95

NOT ME KAMALA!

YOU DON’T SPEAK FOR ME!

The Bella-Canvas feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

 

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